- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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