why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Women Voting

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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