What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Communism

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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