T-Dog scare me

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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