Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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balls in ya mouf

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Hellen Keller

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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