A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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DOWN

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Your Mom

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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this is a joke

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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