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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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