A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

potato farming

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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