What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Microsoft Windows

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Yeah, totally.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Unflushed Shit...

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I can Nazi

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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