School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Chuck Norris.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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