- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Microsoft Windows

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Yeah, totally.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Unflushed Shit...

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I can Nazi

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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