Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Do you know that car over there? No.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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