- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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robin, get in the car.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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