Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Vagina-Boob

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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