You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Chayton

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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