what do you call a black man named mike

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Nickelback.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

gay marriage.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

The glass is half an hour.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

ollie is a fag so are you

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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