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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

jack shine has boobs

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Herman Cain

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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