- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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