Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Anti Joke

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