- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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