whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Go away still nothing to see

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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