Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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poo

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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