A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Chuck Norris.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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