A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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my penis

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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