- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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