How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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