- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A hill billy went fishing

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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