What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Anti Joke

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