What's white and black? Color blind.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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dallen loves penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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like if your cool

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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