- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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