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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

The child was fired from his job.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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