- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

women's rights.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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