- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a black man pays his child support

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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