Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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A whole 'nother.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Atheism

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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