Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

mikey is cute

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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