- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.