- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I enjoy Popcorn

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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