- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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