- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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