- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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