- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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