- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

penis

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Waffles ate my grandma

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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