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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Your mom is so old she died

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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