- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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