boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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HEY!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Anti Joke

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