- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what's up? my penis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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