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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.