- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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