Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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