- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Cancer.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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